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You be chillin' (hallowed be thy name)
So be yo hood (thy kingdom come)
You be saying it I be doing it (thy will be done)
In dis here hood and in yos (on earth as it is in heaven)
Gimme some eats (give us this day our daily bread)
And cut me some slack blood (and forgive us our debts)
Sos I be doin it to dem dat diss me (as we forgive our debtors)
Don't be pushin me into no jive (lead us not into temptation)
An keep dem crips away (but deliver us from evil)
Cause you always be de man (for thine is the kingdom and the power)
Amen (Amen)
The Ebonics Lord's Prayer
Yo big daddy upstairs (our father who art in heaven)You be chillin' (hallowed be thy name)
So be yo hood (thy kingdom come)
You be saying it I be doing it (thy will be done)
In dis here hood and in yos (on earth as it is in heaven)
Gimme some eats (give us this day our daily bread)
And cut me some slack blood (and forgive us our debts)
Sos I be doin it to dem dat diss me (as we forgive our debtors)
Don't be pushin me into no jive (lead us not into temptation)
An keep dem crips away (but deliver us from evil)
Cause you always be de man (for thine is the kingdom and the power)
Amen (Amen)