Jokes
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One asks the other one," Nellie? Do you ever get horny anymore?"
"Why sure I do!!" Nellie said.
The other lady continued.
"Well how do you deal with it? I get so horny sometimes I can't stand it!"
Nellie told her friend her secret.
"When I get really horny, I just suck on a lifesaver!"
Her friend looked at her with a quizzical look.
"Well who drives you to the beach?"
Porch Talk
Two little old ladies were sitting on the porch doing nothing. One asks the other one," Nellie? Do you ever get horny anymore?"
"Why sure I do!!" Nellie said.
The other lady continued.
"Well how do you deal with it? I get so horny sometimes I can't stand it!"
Nellie told her friend her secret.
"When I get really horny, I just suck on a lifesaver!"
Her friend looked at her with a quizzical look.
"Well who drives you to the beach?"