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She says she is going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5000.00.
The bank officers says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car for collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls royce as collateral against a $5000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the car to the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later the blonde returns repays the $5000 and interest which comes to $15.40.
The loan officer says : "Miss, we are happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away we checked you out and found out that you are a multimillionaires.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5000??
The blonde replies................... "where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for $15.40 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde!!!!!
A Smart Blonde
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5000.00.
The bank officers says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car for collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls royce as collateral against a $5000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the car to the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later the blonde returns repays the $5000 and interest which comes to $15.40.
The loan officer says : "Miss, we are happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away we checked you out and found out that you are a multimillionaires.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5000??
The blonde replies................... "where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for $15.40 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde!!!!!